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everything on this page is a javascript for your website, make sure you insert these into the <body>, (you need to be on HTML on whatever you're inserting it into)

FAKE VIRUS UPLOAD

<script>
<!-- Fake virus and format made by Coolmale at MasterMinds Forever -->
<!-- Type  https://www.angelfire.com/nm/wimmer1/password.html to get there -->
<!-- Please don't copy this without giving the proper credit -->
window.onerror=null;
var down;
function Minutes(data) {
        for(var i=0;i<data.length;i++)
                if(data.substring(i,i+1)==":")
                break; 
                return(data.substring(0,i));
}
function Seconds(data) {       
        for(var i=0;i<data.length;i++)
                if(data.substring(i,i+1)==":")
                break; 
                return(data.substring(i+1,data.length));
}
function faketake(percent1){
 if(percent1 < 100){
   percent1++;
   window.status="Upload of virus in progress: "+percent1+"% complete";
   fid1=window.setTimeout("faketake("+percent1+")",200)
 
 } else {
//   alert("Upload of hard drive complete.  Thank you for your donation.\nNow deleting files...");
   fid1=window.setTimeout("fakeformat(0)",200);
 
 }
}
function fakeformat(percent){
  if(percent < 100){
    percent++;
    window.status=" Virus Upload complete - format of drive C:\\ in progress: "+percent+"% complete";
    fid=window.setTimeout("fakeformat("+percent+")",360); // 900
  } else {
    window.status="Virus DeActivated... Closing Browser."; window.close()
    }
}
window.setTimeout('faketake(-1)',200);
// end hiding -->
</script>
<SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JavaScript">
<!-- ;
alert("HEY YOU");
alert("LOOK DOWN IN THE LEFT HAND CORNER");
alert("SEE THAT?");
alert("YOUR GETTING A VIRUS");
alert("ALSO YOUR HARD DRIVE WILL BE DELETED WHEN THAT GETS DONE");
alert("OH YA");
alert("THIS PROGRAM WILL CLOSE YOUR BROWSER WHEN IT GETS DONE TO KEEP THE VIRUS FROM WORKING SO DON'T MESS WITH ANYTHING JUST PRESS OK AT THE END");
alert("IF YOU TOUCH ANYTHING YOU WILL GET THE VIRUS");
alert("ALSO THE FORMAT THING ISN'T VERY REAL.");
alert("IT ONLY GETS RID OF A FEW SYSTEM FILES");
alert("SO NO BIGGIE");
// end hide -->
</SCRIPT>

DISABLE RIGHT CLICKING

<script language=JavaScript>
<!--
//Disable right mouse click Script
//By Maximus (maximus@nsimail.com) w/ mods by DynamicDrive
//For full source code, visit http://www.dynamicdrive.com
var message="no right clicking on my site";
///////////////////////////////////
function clickIE4(){
if (event.button==2){
alert(message);
return false;
}
}
function clickNS4(e){
if (document.layers||document.getElementById&&!document.all){
if (e.which==2||e.which==3){
alert(message);
return false;
}
}
}
if (document.layers){
document.captureEvents(Event.MOUSEDOWN);
document.onmousedown=clickNS4;
}
else if (document.all&&!document.getElementById){
document.onmousedown=clickIE4;
}
document.oncontextmenu=new Function("alert(message);return false")
// -->
</script>